Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their duties. The first man had married a woman from Russia, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said it
took a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house
andthe dishes were all washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Italy. He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
cooking. He told them that the first day he did not see any results,
but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
dishes
done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married an IRISH girl. He boasted that he told her
that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the
first day he did not see anything, the second day he did not see anything, but
the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out
of his left eye.
