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Bloke by Chris Franklin. It's a parody of Bitch. HE ahs another one, Beer is My Posion.

Bloke


I hate the new age guys

I'm a chauvinist

I live on beer and pies

Tried to tell you,

But you look at me,

like maybe I'm an angel underneath

Haven't brushed me teeth.


Yesterday I lied

But all me mates

gave me a real good alibi

Thanks guys

I really went out drinking,

I told you I was at work

Don't ask me for commitment,

'Cause it's something I will shirk


I'm a bloke,

I'm an ocker

And I really love your knockers

I'm a labourer by day,

I *sweary word* up all me pay

Watching footy on TV

Just feed me more VB

Just pour my beer,

And get my smokes,

And go away


Or take me as I am

This may mean you'll

have to fetch another can

Rest assured,

That if I start to make you breakfast

I'm going to extremes

but tomorrow I'll get shitfaced,

and today won't mean a thing


I'm a bloke

I'm a yobbo,

and me best mate's name is Robbo

Winfield is me cigarrete

I dress in flanellette

Shearer's singlet that is blue

Throw in a few tattoos,

You know you wouldn't

Want me any other way


When you think

You've got me figured out

The season's already changing


I think it's cool

When I act like a tool

And my mates try to shave me


I'm a bloke,

I'm an ocker

And I really love your knockers

I'm a labourer by day,

I *sweary word* up all me pay

Watching footy on TV

Just feed me more VB

Just pour my beer,

And get my smokes,

And go away



I'm a bloke

I'm a yobbo,

and me best mate's name is Robbo

Winfield is me cigarrete

I dress in flanellette

Shearer's singlet that is blue

Throw in a few tattoos,

You know you wouldn't

Want me any other way


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