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Prison Vs Work

Snowbaby

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  • IN PRISON...........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
    AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
    IN PRISON...........you get three meals a day.
    AT WORK............you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
    IN PRISON...........you get time off for good behaviour.
    AT WORK............you get more work for good behaviour.
    IN PRISON...........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
    AT WORK............you're often required to carry a security card and
    open all the doors yourself.
    IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
    AT WORK............you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
    IN PRISON…........you get your own toilet.
    AT WORK............you share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
    IN PRISON............they allow your family and friends to visit.
    AT WORK............you're not supposed to even speak to your family.
    IN PRISON............all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.
    AT WORK.............you pay all your expenses to get to work, and then
    they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
    IN PRISON............you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to
    get out.
    AT WORK ...........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
    inside bars.
    IN PRISON...........you must deal with sadistic wardens.
    AT WORK............they're called managers.
    Prison could make a damn good holiday!!!!!!
 
Werbung:
could you imagine it?
Judge: How do you find the accused?
Spokesperson for the Jury: we find the accused, GUILTY!
Accused: WHOO! YEAH! holiday! *starts dancing around on the stand*

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