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Put some crime scene tape around the house while he is gone.

Put Vaseline on a number of things that you know he has to touch at one point of the day:

• door knobs,
• lamp light knobs,
• car door handles and stereo dials,
• hair brush handles,
• phones,
• alarm clock switches,
• any metal handles,
• light switches,

Put scotch tape on small holes. (car key holes, house key holes, etc.)

Put salt on his toothbrush.

I can come up with a few more, but my brain doesn't work this early in the morning lol.