AliceCoopersGirl
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At approximately 3pm on Sunday August 12 2006, around 3.8 million UK Based Chavski fans went missing en-route to Cardiff Wales.
They were due to attend a game of Association Football between their team and five times European Champions Liverpool FC for a big shiny plate but failed to turn up.
This was totally out of character for these 3.8 million Chavski fans as they have passionately followed their football team through thick and thin for a good two years now and have no history of such behaviours.
Police have been concerned about their wherabouts since May when around 3.75 million of them went missing on the day their team drove through the streets of west London in an open-top bus to show off the Premiership trophy that their club had purchased.
Now it would appear that all but a couple of thousand of these Chavski fans have disappeared and the authorities are considering putting them on the endangered species list along with Mancunian Mancs, Non-bitter evertonians and people who have to breathe in Middlesborough on a daily basis.
Police have asked for everyone around the country to be on the look out for anyone with the following description:
Arrogant, smug, ugly Chavski-shirt wearing, jellied eel eating, watered down pint drinking Cockneys of all ages with no history prior to 2005.
The authorities believe the missing fans may have chartered a space shuttle to the moon as they spend the football season in a stadium with no atmosphere and could have been looking to spend the summer at a similar venue.
A search of pubs holding karaoke nights has already been ruled out as they have no history of singing.
Their owner, a Mr R Abramovich of Russia, is concerned about their disappearance but has vowed to buy another 3.8 million Chavski fans to replace the missing ones should they fail to be found.
IF YOU CAN HELP PLEASE CALL : 0505 181818
*ALSO STILL MISSING: Jose Mourinho's hair, last seasons FA Cup, This seasons community shield, 2005 Champions League
They were due to attend a game of Association Football between their team and five times European Champions Liverpool FC for a big shiny plate but failed to turn up.
This was totally out of character for these 3.8 million Chavski fans as they have passionately followed their football team through thick and thin for a good two years now and have no history of such behaviours.
Police have been concerned about their wherabouts since May when around 3.75 million of them went missing on the day their team drove through the streets of west London in an open-top bus to show off the Premiership trophy that their club had purchased.
Now it would appear that all but a couple of thousand of these Chavski fans have disappeared and the authorities are considering putting them on the endangered species list along with Mancunian Mancs, Non-bitter evertonians and people who have to breathe in Middlesborough on a daily basis.
Police have asked for everyone around the country to be on the look out for anyone with the following description:
Arrogant, smug, ugly Chavski-shirt wearing, jellied eel eating, watered down pint drinking Cockneys of all ages with no history prior to 2005.
The authorities believe the missing fans may have chartered a space shuttle to the moon as they spend the football season in a stadium with no atmosphere and could have been looking to spend the summer at a similar venue.
A search of pubs holding karaoke nights has already been ruled out as they have no history of singing.
Their owner, a Mr R Abramovich of Russia, is concerned about their disappearance but has vowed to buy another 3.8 million Chavski fans to replace the missing ones should they fail to be found.
IF YOU CAN HELP PLEASE CALL : 0505 181818
*ALSO STILL MISSING: Jose Mourinho's hair, last seasons FA Cup, This seasons community shield, 2005 Champions League
