Subby the cricket here....i thought I'd give you my wonderful rendition of that famous Pinnochio song.... Give a little whistle....
When you meet a munchkin and she smiles all day long
hug a midget thistle!
hug a midget thistle!
When she takes her shoes off and the smell is very strong,
hug a midget thistle!
hug a midget thistle!
When playing hide and seek,
she can hide inside a drawer.
And if you check your fridge, you'll yell "Hey, wheres my beer!"
Ban her from watching big brother
and if she does while your outside,
hug a midget thistle!
hug a midget thistle!
And then...the remote batteries you hide.
When you meet a munchkin and she smiles all day long
hug a midget thistle!
hug a midget thistle!
When she takes her shoes off and the smell is very strong,
hug a midget thistle!
hug a midget thistle!
When playing hide and seek,
she can hide inside a drawer.
And if you check your fridge, you'll yell "Hey, wheres my beer!"
Ban her from watching big brother
and if she does while your outside,
hug a midget thistle!
hug a midget thistle!
And then...the remote batteries you hide.