Do you remember that time
Where we went out drinking all night
I called that guy a chipmunk
And caused you to get into a fight
He beat the holy hell out of you
But you still were able to smile
And as it turned out you only needed
To stay in that iron lung for a while
Do you remember the time
We took you daddy's car for a spin
We must have been 12 or 14
and we spent the time laugh..in
Then we hit that speed bump
And crashed through the side of a house
I can laugh now, cos by now your 32
And you must nearly have it all paid out
Do you remember the time
I came over to your house christmas day
You dad dressed up as santa
And climbed up on the roof, as santa may
We thought it would funny
To throw some snowballs at him up there
Well, we only found some rocks
But, I guess he can't remember...
...should i continue? lol