I used to love you because you were sweet
But since then you've gone all sour
I wanted to spend my life with you
Now I cant even stand to an hour
Why is it you keep throwing lemons at me
from over the fence past the way
I got one in the face
And I cant take that taste of lemon away
it might have been cute when you were 5 or 6
to be throwing fruit at me as I walk
But now your frikking 42
I think its time we sit down and talk
my therapist says your just being playful
That I should understand your feelings
Well, he had a point I guess, so in return
I dumped at your door a truck load of banana peelings