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if you ever need to feed an entire troop

then I recommend a vat of heinz tomato soup

Its lovely, delivous and very deep red

If they don't finish it, they could us it to clean their guns instead

To get into a can of such a delicate tendor

You must be a tomato, or something that got stuck in the blender

Its really handy to have, in case of a blood

And in case attacked by vampires, they may think its blood.