Ok heres the first....
I was settling in for a dose
When I got an itch on the end of my nose
In my sleepyness I scratched with my finger
And it slipped and fell into the "inner"
A gasp was then heard from the room
As my friend, with the camera on close zoom
Took a photo and giggled a lot
I explained I was not drilling for snot...
I slipped, i was not there a picking
my nose is not one for finger sticking
But he didnt believe me you see
It was his 4th photo like this, this week
I told him to quit it, im not sick
And if he didnt leave, id get him with a single flick
he left, saying I was completely obscene
But... hes the one now with the hair of green.....
