Top 5 stupid ideas for gifts for Subby this christmas....
1. Take that. Why on earth would someone want anything by them as a present. You know why they call them "take that"... because their music is a form of torture. If they were pleasent, they'd be called "what you want". I just want them gone for good....
2. Tickle me elmo. Its cute? A 30cm long red rag that laughs and shakes when you press its belly? Sorry, if you want a child to have fun making someone laugh.. by tickling it... have another child. Or let him tickle you... Lots of money for a vibrating rag is just silly.
3. Underwear. You know with christmas, its the thought that counts. Now... I don't know about you, but when I receive a gift... I don't want to know that the person giving it to me is thinking of my underwear. For a couple, if its lingerie, or such... I can see that. But... it begins to creep me out when others do it.
4. Aftershave/Deoderant packs. Ok, so now I know your constantly thinking of my underwear... and now I smell too? Please.... A little less said about me... A card... That would be sufficient next time.
5. Cookies. Is it the people think I have handed over all my cookies to Santa the previous night? Im not into cookies... I dont want them as gifts. Chocolates.. maybe, but cookies? Do they speak love? I never heard of cookies for valnetines day.....
The above is not written or condoned by Santa. When asked for his comments on the above he was heard to reply "ho ho ho".
...Subby's legal team is investigating his options for slander.
1. Take that. Why on earth would someone want anything by them as a present. You know why they call them "take that"... because their music is a form of torture. If they were pleasent, they'd be called "what you want". I just want them gone for good....
2. Tickle me elmo. Its cute? A 30cm long red rag that laughs and shakes when you press its belly? Sorry, if you want a child to have fun making someone laugh.. by tickling it... have another child. Or let him tickle you... Lots of money for a vibrating rag is just silly.
3. Underwear. You know with christmas, its the thought that counts. Now... I don't know about you, but when I receive a gift... I don't want to know that the person giving it to me is thinking of my underwear. For a couple, if its lingerie, or such... I can see that. But... it begins to creep me out when others do it.
4. Aftershave/Deoderant packs. Ok, so now I know your constantly thinking of my underwear... and now I smell too? Please.... A little less said about me... A card... That would be sufficient next time.
5. Cookies. Is it the people think I have handed over all my cookies to Santa the previous night? Im not into cookies... I dont want them as gifts. Chocolates.. maybe, but cookies? Do they speak love? I never heard of cookies for valnetines day.....
The above is not written or condoned by Santa. When asked for his comments on the above he was heard to reply "ho ho ho".
...Subby's legal team is investigating his options for slander.
