Me: Wow Snuffy, has anyone told you how pretty you are today?
Myself: Why no they have not.
Me: You are looking scrumptious! If it wasn't weird and probably impossible I'd totally make out with myself.
Myself: Oh my, that's very flattering, thank you!
Me: No problem. Might I also mention how cool you are. You're like Frank Sinatra, only without the Mob connections.
Myself: Shut up!
Me: No, no, it's true. You are awesome. Everybody thinks so. See?
Other Assorted Voices in My Head: Sure, sure. Awesome. Where's the refrigerator?
Myself: Well this is just all truly wonderful.
Me: It's the God's honest truth.
Myself: Well thank you.
Me: Anytime, man. Anytime.
