> There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time
> they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.
>
> Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she
> would break him out of this crazy habit.
>
> One night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic
> session, she turned on the lights.
>
> She looked down ... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
> pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a "real one"
>
> She went completely ballistic. "You imp0tent b@st@ rd," she screamed at
> him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better
> explain yourself!"
>
> The husband looked her straight in the eyes and said calmly, "I'll
> explain the toy"... you explain the kids.
