AliceCoopersGirl
Active Member
A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class gets
>up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight
>attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then
tells
>the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she will have
to
>go and sit in the back. The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful,
>I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!"
>
>The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and
>co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that
>belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes
>back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for
>Economy she is only entitled to an economy place and she will have to
>leave and return to her original seat. The blonde replies, "I'm
blonde,
>I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!"
>
>Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that
he
>probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this
>blonde woman that won't listen to reason. The pilot says, "You say
she's
>blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde, and I speak
blonde!"
>
>He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh, I'm
>sorry - I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat in the
>economy section. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and
asked
>him what he said to make her move without any fuss. The Pilot replied
"I
>told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne".
>up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight
>attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then
tells
>the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy and that she will have
to
>go and sit in the back. The blonde replies "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful,
>I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!"
>
>The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and
>co-pilot that there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that
>belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes
>back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for
>Economy she is only entitled to an economy place and she will have to
>leave and return to her original seat. The blonde replies, "I'm
blonde,
>I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne and I'm staying right here!"
>
>Exasperated the co-pilot tells the pilot that it was no use and that
he
>probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this
>blonde woman that won't listen to reason. The pilot says, "You say
she's
>blonde? I'll handle this, I'm married to a blonde, and I speak
blonde!"
>
>He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh, I'm
>sorry - I had no idea," gets up and moves back to her seat in the
>economy section. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and
asked
>him what he said to make her move without any fuss. The Pilot replied
"I
>told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne".