Bloke comes home from a week at sea, can't find his wife anywhere in the house so he goes upstairs and finds her in the toilet, stark naked
looking in a full length mirror crying her eyes out.
What's wrong hen? he asks
My hair is greasy, my face is wrinkly, my t!ts are saggy, my belly's
massive, my thighs are fat and i've got varicose veins in my
calfs.Will you please say something to make me feel good?
Husband turns round and says "your eyesights perfect!"
looking in a full length mirror crying her eyes out.
What's wrong hen? he asks
My hair is greasy, my face is wrinkly, my t!ts are saggy, my belly's
massive, my thighs are fat and i've got varicose veins in my
calfs.Will you please say something to make me feel good?
Husband turns round and says "your eyesights perfect!"