A woman goes into a vet with her sick parrot which isnt moving and asks the
vet whats wrong with it,
the vet checks it over and tells the woman that he is sorry but its dead,
the woman says she wants a second on opinion so the vet rings a bell and in
comes a labrador, it goes over to the parrot, sniffs at it then looks up at
the vet and shakes its head then walks out.
the woman still doesnt accept her parrot is dead, so she asks for another
opinion.
the vet sighs and rings another bell, in comes a cat, it paws at the
parrot, looks up at the vet and shakes its head then walks out.
the woman accepts that her parrot has died and asks the vet how much she
owes him.
£3000 says the vet.
the woman cant believe this and shouts how can it cost £3000 to tell me my
parrot is dead?
the vet tells her well it wouldnt have cost so much but you did insist on a
lab report and a cat scan
