A rabbit hops into a butchers' shop and says "have you got any
cabbages?". The butcher says that he doesn't sell cabbages and
the rabbit hops off. The next day the same rabbit hops into the
same butchers and says "have you got any cabbages?" The butcher,
slightly peeved, says "look I told you yesterday - I'm a butcher,
I don't sell cabbages!" The rabbit hops off.
The next day the rabbit hops into the butchers again and says
"have you got any cabbages?" The butcher, completely piddled off
now, snaps "No I haven't got any chuffin cabbages! If you come in
here again asking for some cabbages I'm gonna nail your f'in ears
to the floor!" The rabbit is scared by this and quickly hops out
the door.
The next day the rabbit hops into the butchers and asks "have you
got any nails?" The butcher replies "no". The rabbit says "have
you got any cabbages?"
