> A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous
> redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out
> since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to start a conversation.
> Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its
> socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of
> the air, and hands it back. "Oh! my, I am so sorry," the woman says
> as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make
> it up to you," she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and
> afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk,
> they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She
> listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like
> to come to her place for a nightcap ....... and stay for breakfast.
> They have a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a
> gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything
> has been SO incredible!!!! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect
> woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she
> replies........."
>
> >
> "You just happened to catch my eye."
