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Zoo

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by Snowbaby, Feb 9, 2005.

  1. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo.
    She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with
    straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very
    large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on
    with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free
    hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The
    husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor
    fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and
    play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises
    that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her
    straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down.
    Now try lifting your dress up your thighs...this drives the gorilla
    absolutely crazy. Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair,
    rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says,
    "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."
     

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