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Things To Make You Stop And Think

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by Snowbaby, Jun 10, 2005.

  1. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    Things to make you stop and think

    1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an
    ambulance.

    2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
    3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
    the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
    can buy cigarettes at the front.
    4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large
    fries, and a diet coke.
    5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain
    the pens to the counters.
    6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
    thedriveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
    7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and
    then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
    want to talk to in the first place.
    8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
    packages of eight.
    9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
    process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
    'bloodsucking creatures'.
    10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
    lettering.
     
  2. Tiddlyjen

    Tiddlyjen New Member

    lol the pizza one is sad...
     
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