Re-make Famous Sayings

[thistle]

ok here's how it works...

you post the fist line of a famous saying and the next poster posts up their own version of how it should end.

for example...

The quickest way to a mans heart.......

is straight through the ribcage

So here goes.....



Behind every great man.......

 

[Snowbaby]

...is a lovely smell of.... farties.



"what goes around....."

 

[Subby]

...makes me dizzy.


A bird in the hand....

 

[thistle]

will more than likely poo on your fingers

a stitch in time.......

 

[Snowbaby]

... doesn't work when you've eaten too much christmas pudding.

People who live in glass houses shouldn't...

 

[Subby]

...Indeed...They shouldn't.

A rolling stone....

 

[thistle]

Should know that wrinky old men should retire gracefully

Birds of a feather........

 

[Princess Pyro]

Are probably happier then birds who are nakee

The grass is always greener....

 

[Subby]

...When you paint it.

Time flies....

 

[Princess Pyro]

When you throw it.

Seize the...

PP