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Police Joke

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by Snowbaby, Mar 12, 2005.

  1. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"

    "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"

    The driver thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."

    The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smart butt when he's drunk and stoned."

    The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"

    At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
     
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