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Passengers on a small commuter plane...

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by Snowbaby, Feb 24, 2005.

  1. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    Passengers on a small commuter plane were waiting for the flight
    to leave. They were getting a little impatient but the airport
    staff had assured them that the pilots would be there soon and
    that the flight would soon be taking off.

    The door opened and two men walked up the aisle dressed in pilot
    uniforms - both wearing dark glasses. One was using a guide dog
    and the other was tapping his way up the aisle with a cane.
    Nervous laughter spread throughout the cabin as the men entered
    the cockpit.

    The door closed and the engines started up. The passengers began
    to glance nervously around, searching for some sign to suggest
    that this was some kind of practical joke. None was forthcoming.

    The plane moved faster and faster down the runway and the
    passengers realised that they were headed straight for the water
    at the far end of the airport. As it began to look as thought
    the plane would never take take off and that it would plough
    into the water, screams of panic began to fill the cabin.

    At that moment, the plane lifted smoothly into the air. The
    passengers relaxed and laughed a little sheepishly and soon they
    had all settled into their magazines, secure in the knowledge
    that the plane was in safe hands.

    Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot turned to the pilot and said:

    "You know Bob, one of these days they're gonna scream to late
    and we're all gonna die".

     
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