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Married Life :: Funny E-mail I Got

Khristine

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I got this from my cousin in an email today and I just had to share!

Married life

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to
the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the
headlights off before I get to the driveway, shut off the engine
and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into
the house; I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom,
stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent
splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and
yells at me for staying out so late!!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking
the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door,
storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed,
slap her on the ass and shout, "WHO'S HORNY".... "and she acts
like she is asleep every time."
 
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Haha. That is a good one. It sure did make me laugh out loud. And now my fiancee wants to know what is so funny.
 
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