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How to make work that bit more enjoyable!!!

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by Snowbaby, Sep 23, 2004.

  1. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    How to make work that bit more enjoyable!!!

    Feeling bored in the office? Looking for something new and exciting
    to do? Why not initiate an office dare system - however to do it
    properly only you are allowed to know the dare. Sound confusing?
    Well read on..........

    ONE-POINT OFFICE DARES
    1) Run one lap around the office at top speed.
    2) Groan out loud in the toilet cubicle (at least one other
    'non-player' must be in the toilet at the time).
    3) Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
    4) Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and
    say, "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."
    5) To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your
    ears and grimace.
    6) When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper
    huskily, "Mmmmmmm, that feels soooooo good!".
    7) Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out,
    say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
    8) Walk sideways to the photocopier.
    9) While riding an lift, gasp dramatically every time the doors
    open.
     
  2. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    How to make work that bit more enjoyable!!!


    THREE-POINTS DARES
    1) Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with
    double-barrelled fingers.
    2) Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get
    all that, I don't want to have to repeat it".
    3) Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
    4) Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the
    nozzle there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
    5) Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
     
  3. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    How to make work that bit more enjoyable!!!


    FIVE POINT DARES
    1) At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be
    nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra
    points if you actually launch into it yourself).
    2) Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you
    with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
    3) For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
    4) Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do
    a number two".
    5) After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent.
    As in" the report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up for one hour.
    6) While an office mate is out, move their chair into the lift.
    7) In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly
    and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!".
    8) At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my
    witness, I'll never go hungry again".
    9) In a colleague's diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in
    tights".
    10) Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna
    trade?".
    11) Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same
    person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
    12) Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't
    talk about it".
    13) Posing as a maitre d', call a colleague and tell him he's won a
    lunch for four at a local restaurant. Let him go.
    14) Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a
    very important conference call.
    15) Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
    16) Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your
    pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
    17) Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit,
    smash each biscuit with your fist.
    18) During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards
    the door.
    19) Arrange toy figures on the table to represent each meeting
    attendee, move them according to the movements of their real-life
    counterparts.
     
  4. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    How to make work that bit more enjoyable!!!


    And if that wasn't enough for you...
    1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
    point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
    2) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are
    going to have to let one of you go."
    3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
    fries with that.
    4) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it "IN."
    5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
    gotten over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
    6) In the subject field for all your e-mails, write " FOR SEXUAL
    FAVOURS".
    7) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the
    prophecy."
    8) Don't use any punctuation
    9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
    10) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
    answer.
    11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
    12) Sing along at the opera.
    13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
    14) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of
    jungle sounds all day.
    15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
    party because you're not in the mood.
    16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
    Hard.
    17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd
    time this week!!!"
    18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
    yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"

    And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity....
    19) Send this to everyone in your address book, even if they sent
    it to you have asked you not to send them stuff like this. --
     
  5. thistle

    thistle New Member

    or alternatively........

    *giggles*


    1.....Find a large empty cardboard box and play at being turtles with your friends

    2.....Wave your right arm whilst holding your left arm against your side and wiggle the hand, then run around in circles shouting "Lucky Fin !!!!! Lucky Fin!!!!"

    3.....Practice you very bestest "dad at a wedding" dancing when there are no custopmers around ( note : this will normally result in you being caught by a previously un noticed customer)

    4.....At Halloween, don a scary mask and hide in a dark doorway with a large foam axe, await your victim mwahahahahahahahaha


    5.....Serving on checkout geting you down??? wait for the slightly embarrassed bloke to come to you with a packet of condoms then shout loudly....."HELEN ! How much are the Durex Fetherlites ?"

    :lol:


    *cough* of course I've NEVER done any of those things at all *snigger*
     

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