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Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro.....

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by Snowbaby, Feb 12, 2005.

  1. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border
    checkpoint.

    Paddy, the officer, stops them and tells them: "It is illegal to
    put five people in a Quattro, Quattro means four."

    "Quattro is just the name for the automobile," the Englishman
    retorts disbelievingly. "Look at the papers, this car is designed
    to carry five persons."

    "You can't pull that one on me," replies Paddy, "Quattro means
    four. You have five people in your car, and you are therefore
    breaking the law."

    The Englishman replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor
    over, I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

    "Sorry," responds Paddy, "Murphy is busy with two guys in a Fiat
    Uno!"
     
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