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Feel Like A Woman ~ Joke

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by ctec67, Jan 30, 2012.

  1. ctec67

    ctec67 New Member

    On a trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm.
    The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when
    one wing is struck by lightning.

    One woman in particular loses it.
    Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane.
    "I'm too young to die," she wails.

    Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes
    on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who
    can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

    For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
    They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

    Then a man from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome;
    tall, well-built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly
    up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.
    ........One button at a time.........
    ............Nobody moves.............
    ........He removes his shirt..........
    ...Muscles ripple across his chest......
    ...............She gasps................
    ..............He whispers,.................

    "Iron this - and then get me a beer."

    :)
     
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