Ever Wonder...?

Some of these may have been posted before, but add your own...

- EVER WONDER

• - Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
  - Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
  - Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
  - Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
  - Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
  - Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
  - Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
  made with real lemons?
  - Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
  - Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
  - Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
  - When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
  - Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
  - Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
  - You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
  - Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
  - Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
  - If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
  - If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

 

Hehehe I love those things.
Just so you know though, I put mascara on with my mouth closed

 

yeah i do that too!!!

 

i don't even wear mascara