Christmas

[Snowbaby]

Alice, do you like Christmas?

 

[Alice]

Yeah,
What is not to like about
CHRISTMAS
?

 

[Snowbaby]

Do you like eating turkey?

 

[Alice]

Alice eats electricity.

 

[Snowbaby]

That's gotta hurt? Do you have any fillings??

 

[Alice]

That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about CHRISTMAS.
Where would I get

fillings

?
But I do have
a lot of friends on the web.

 

[Snowbaby]

Fillings in your teeth?

 

[Alice]

Do you prefer books or TV?

 

[Snowbaby]

You're such a dork.

 

[Alice]

Do you have any conditions I should know about?

 

[StewartyMac]

No. Do you?

 

[Alice]

Are you serious?No I don't.

 

[StewartyMac]

Do you believe in Santa Claus?

 

[Alice]

He brings us presents every Christmas.

 

[Chantilly]

He sure does!

What would you like for Christmas, Alice?