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An Old Man Walks Into A Bar

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by Snowbaby, May 29, 2005.

  1. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying.

    The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?”

    The old man looks at the bartender through teary eyes and between sobs says, “I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper, Extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed.”

    The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, “But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?”

    The old man looks at the bartender and says, “I can’t remember where I live!”
     
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