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A woman goes into a vet with her sick parrot...

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by Snowbaby, Sep 11, 2004.

  1. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    A woman goes into a vet with her sick parrot which isnt moving and asks the
    vet whats wrong with it,

    the vet checks it over and tells the woman that he is sorry but its dead,

    the woman says she wants a second on opinion so the vet rings a bell and in
    comes a labrador, it goes over to the parrot, sniffs at it then looks up at
    the vet and shakes its head then walks out.

    the woman still doesnt accept her parrot is dead, so she asks for another
    opinion.

    the vet sighs and rings another bell, in comes a cat, it paws at the
    parrot, looks up at the vet and shakes its head then walks out.

    the woman accepts that her parrot has died and asks the vet how much she
    owes him.

    £3000 says the vet.

    the woman cant believe this and shouts how can it cost £3000 to tell me my
    parrot is dead?

    the vet tells her well it wouldnt have cost so much but you did insist on a
    lab report and a cat scan
     
  2. merlin1974

    merlin1974 New Member

    pmsl that's funny - and am amused you found something that does not rely on kicking men for humour lol!

    Though it does somewhat question female intelligence - does the joke mention that the woman may have been blonde???? :p
     
  3. arwenpotter

    arwenpotter New Member

    HHAHAHAHAHHA good one i likes! hey my doggy is a labrador :):) hes chubby but very cute lol
     
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