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A middle-aged woman.....

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by Snowbaby, Feb 11, 2005.

  1. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the
    hospital.

    While on the operating table, she had a near death experience
    and, on seeing God, asked, "Is my time up?"

    God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days
    to live".

    Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and
    have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had
    someone come in and change her hair colour. Since she had so
    much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the
    most of it.

    After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
    While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an
    ambulance.

    Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I
    had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of
    the ambulance?"

    God replied, "I didn't recognise you."
     
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