A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the
hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a near death experience
and, on seeing God, asked, "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days
to live".
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and
have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had
someone come in and change her hair colour. Since she had so
much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the
most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an
ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I
had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of
the ambulance?"
God replied, "I didn't recognise you."
hospital.
While on the operating table, she had a near death experience
and, on seeing God, asked, "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days
to live".
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and
have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had
someone come in and change her hair colour. Since she had so
much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the
most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an
ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I
had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of
the ambulance?"
God replied, "I didn't recognise you."