A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that
would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the FATHER.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in
favour if it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters,
explaining that even 10% was probably more pain that the father had ever
experienced before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine
and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then
adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband will still
feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husbands' blood pressure and was amazed at how
well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was
obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the
doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy
baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the milkman was dead on the porch.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that
would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the FATHER.
He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in
favour if it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters,
explaining that even 10% was probably more pain that the father had ever
experienced before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine
and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then
adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband will still
feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husbands' blood pressure and was amazed at how
well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was
obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the
doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy
baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the milkman was dead on the porch.