> A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous > redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out > since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to start a conversation. > Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its > socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of > the air, and hands it back. "Oh! my, I am so sorry," the woman says > as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make > it up to you," she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and > afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, > they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She > listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like > to come to her place for a nightcap ....... and stay for breakfast. > They have a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a > gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!! Everything > has been SO incredible!!!! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect > woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she > replies........." > > > > "You just happened to catch my eye."