A man escapes from prison....

A man escapes from a prison after being there for over 15 years.

While on the run, he breaks into a house looking for money and
guns, but only to find a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While
tying up the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her
on the neck, gets up and goes to the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen honey,
this guy is an escaped prisoner, you can tell by his clothing!
He probably spent lots of time in jail, and most likely hasn't
seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he
wants sex, don't resist or complain, just do what he tells you,
just give him satisfaction. This guy looks very dangerous, and
if he gets angry, he may just kill us. Be strong honey and
remember, I love you very much."

His wife answers back, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were
cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. "Be
strong honey and remember, I love you very much, too."

 

LMAO!! poor guy XD XD