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A little old lady answered a knock at the door...

Discussion in 'Fun Time' started by Snowbaby, Oct 12, 2004.

  1. Snowbaby

    Snowbaby Active Member

    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
    confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

    "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of
    your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
    vacuum cleaners."

    "Get lost!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money." And, with that,
    she proceeded to close the door.

    Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it
    wide open.

    "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my
    demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse doo doo's all over
    her hallway carpet.

    "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this mess from your
    carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

    "Well," she said, "I hope you've got a good appetite, because the
    electricity was cut off this morning.

     
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