80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a
"Blondes Are Not Stupid Convention."
The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world
that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde
steps up. The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or
20 seconds she says, "Eighteen."
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes
start cheering, "Give her another chance, give her another chance."
The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting
80,000 of you and the worldwide press here, I guess we can give
her another chance." So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly
30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite perplexed and sighs. Everyone is disheartened.
The blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and
wave their hands shouting, "Give her another chance, give her
another chance." The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing
more harm than damage, eventually says, "OK!, one more chance.
What is 2 plus 2?"
The girl closes her eyes and after a whole minute eventually says,
"Four."
Through out the stadium 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave
their arms, stomp their feet and scream, "Give her another
chance, give her another chance!"
"Blondes Are Not Stupid Convention."
The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world
that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" A blonde
steps up. The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or
20 seconds she says, "Eighteen."
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 blondes
start cheering, "Give her another chance, give her another chance."
The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting
80,000 of you and the worldwide press here, I guess we can give
her another chance." So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly
30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety?"
The leader is quite perplexed and sighs. Everyone is disheartened.
The blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin to yell and
wave their hands shouting, "Give her another chance, give her
another chance." The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing
more harm than damage, eventually says, "OK!, one more chance.
What is 2 plus 2?"
The girl closes her eyes and after a whole minute eventually says,
"Four."
Through out the stadium 80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave
their arms, stomp their feet and scream, "Give her another
chance, give her another chance!"
